WTF.....

So at work we take our breaks out front to the side of the building.(Smoker's corner!)And every now and then, more often than not we will have some wierdy beardy who will stroll on over and ask if we have an extra cigarette. This amazes me because let's face it we are no longer 15 and bumming smokes come on if you can't afford to smoke, quit!And who in the world has EXTRA anything?? And it is one thing to ask somebody you know but to ask a total stranger...WTF. So I then have to lamely reply that the cigarette in my mouth is my last one. And then they stick aroud anyway and tell you thier whole life story and the whole time your thinking "how the hell am I going to get out of this" and just when you thought you were doomed forever somebody comes outside to find you because they need your help!!! And you say to yourself, "That was a close one!" Oh come on you know we have all been there before WTF!!!